"Ain't That Brandy's Brother..?"

Now, lets get a few things clear before I start my tirade...1, I am normally not a hater of any sort. 2, I feel as though the Ray-J/Kim Kardashian sex tape should have sold more tickets than "The Dark Knight". And 3, After you read this, I am sure that you will have the same disdain for any future music that is recorded by Ray-J..

Back to business..

While channel surfing last night, between NBC's 97 straight hour coverage of Michael Phelps Highlights, I ended up on MTV Jams and saw this nonsense..


I immediately threw up slightly in mouth!! This was hands down one of the top 5 worst songs I have ever heard in my life. As a matter of fact, we're going to get a little Dave Letterman-ish and give you the top 5 worst Rap/R&B songs I have ever heard..

5. "Smack That"-Akon ft. Eminem

4. "I Love My Chick"-Busta Rhymes

3. Anything by Benzino

2. "Them Jeans"-Master P (Might I add, at 1:15, this nigga says "I Ain't Bill Cosby but I love Jello Pudding!"..WTF MASTER P?!!?!?!)


(Drum roll please...)

1. "SHAWTY GOT GIFTS" by Ray-J

Like C'mon Ray-J! Shawty got gifts?!?! I am so angered by this song that I have had to replace the exclamation key on my keyboard 2 times while typing this post. And now that I think about it, I am not even mad at Ray-J, I am mad at the 5 to 7 ignorant negroes that support him with words like "Yo kid, dis shit is hot" or "Man, this is a club banger". Those people should be shot (along with Benzino, sorry extreme tangent). I am also mad at the studio people who let Ray-J come in and record this shit, the video director for agreeing to put this nonsense on camera, and the 15-20 grown ass people dancing in the background of the video. I am actually going to stop on this note before I throw up again just thinking about that God awful chorus!!!!!

"Hey wait a minute, Ain't that Brandy's brother"..

P.S., If anyone knows where Benzino is, kick him in the throat. Thanks.

-Yeezy