"The 2008 Overrated Awards"

"And the winner is.."

Welcome ladies and gentleman to the 2008 Overrated Awards! Now before we start I'll give you a little history behind these awards.

One day, while surfing the net (Shouts to Skye Boog once again), we came across a list of the 33 most overrated trends, people, and anything else in general. But we felt something was missing...Hence, the 2008 Overrated Awards!!

First, there are a couple of honorable mentions including Chain Snatching, Spinning Rims, and anything involving Benzino!..Now back to the Awards..

50) Chain Messages- Look I don't want to send this shit to my next 7 friends just so that I will have a good day. Cut that shit out!

49) Eccentric Females- Look, you ain't Erykah Badu, Period!

48) LLS and SMH (Aim acronyms)- Whatever happened to the good ol' LOL or LMAO, now negroes (of course) have once again taken it upon themselves to mess up a good thing. Lets keep it simple!

47) Wild Chainery- NO MORE FAKE CHAINS, CHRIST!

46) Songs that require a dance- Like, let Soulja Boy live. I don't want to hear nobody else making a dance song.

45) Being on Time- Yea, being on time is completely overrated. Case in point, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago, ah well!

44) College Goons and Thugs- Like nigga you can't be tough with an organic chemistry book in your backpack.

43) Mohawks- NO!...HELL NO!

42) Waist Belts- Girls, cut this shit out now! Nobody wants to see sections of fat seperated by a big ass (usually one, solid obnoxious colored) belt.

41) Big Sunglasses

40) Baseball- Y'all niggas play 162 games a year!!! Why do I want to watch the Yankees and Red Sox play 74 times a season?!?!

39) House Phones (or calling niggas in general)- Texting has killed that awkward silence that I so hated on the phone.

38) Girls with the Rihanna Cut

37) BET- They coon our people out so much!

36) The Game- When will he ever stop name dropping in every song

35) Facebook Applications

34) Everybody can't be a party promoter!

33) Black People Skateboarding

32) "I Get Money"- If i hear another person say they gettin money, I'm kicking them square in the teeth.

31) "I'm Fly"- Refer to #32

30) Only T-Pain can use the T-Pain Voice

29) Rape- Like, just pay for a prostitute and call it a day

28) Everyone starting a clothing line

27) Take all these new school cartoons off tv- BRING BACK DOUG!!

26) Vitamin Water

25) Gas

24) Peace Sign in pictures- Once again, another semi-cool thing that black people destroyed

23) Grown ass men with braids- Nigga you are not a member of Bone Thugs N Harmony

22) Makin it rain

21) Poppin Bottles

20) Wearing heels to an 8:40 class- Next girl I see doing that, I'm pushing her down the aisle in the lecture hall

19) Model Pose's in pictures/Modeling in general- It has got to stop!

18) Star Tattoos

17) Lower Back Tattoos

16) I Love (Insert City) T-shirts

15) Reality TV Shows

14) Blogging (LMAO)

13) Wild Colorful clothing

12) LL Cool J- He is dangerously close to falling into the Benzino category in my eyes

11) "Lil" and "Young"

10) Gucci

9) Lil Wayne- Let's be real, he is falling off

8) Guys wearing Skinny Jeans

7) Sneaker Heads- Invest in a suit and some hard bottoms, instead on a $900 pair of dunks

6) The 80's retro style

5-2) I give you guys these 3 spots to insert anything that you totally depsie

and the winner of the most overrated thing in 2008 is...

A College Degree!!

So you mean to tell me that I have to work dumb hard for 4+ years, just to get a piece a paper. Now that piece of paper get's me a job where I will slave just to make enough money to pay back the loans that I took out for that piece of paper. My advice to the youth, learn how to shoot hoops or sell crack! LOL..

Peace Out world!

-Yeezy